jay gatsby theme songs part 1: boyfriend by justin bieber
if i was your boyfriend, i’d never let you go i can take you places you ain’t never been before baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know i got money in my hands that i’d really like to blow swag swag swag, on you chillin by the fire while we eatin’ fondue i dunno about me but i know about you so say hello to falsetto in three two i’d like to be everything you want hey girl, let me talk to you if i was your boyfriend, never let you go keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone i can be a gentleman, anything you want if i was your boyfriend, i’d never let you go, i’d never let you go
I forgot to share something that makes Cute Boy cuter (because I know you all care). He clocked out and wouldn’t leave. He kept finding things to do and I told him to to go, that I was fine, but he kept trying to help. So I laughed and teased, “Are you trying to get Jesus points here?”
And he laughed and said, “No……… I’m trying to convert you.”
“To Seventh-Day Adventist?”
“Yes! Just kidding. No. Never become a Seventh Day Adventist. They have problems.”
Me: Hey [Cute Boy], can you do me a favor and take these out? Cute Boy: (exaggerated eye roll, sigh) Fiiiiiiiiine. (does as told, returns) Me: Did you ever see The Hunger Games? Cute Boy: (shoulder slump, pouty lip) No… Me: Will you do me another favor and please go with me tomorrow? Cute Boy: I uh—YES! I’m not doing anything tomorrow!
And then an awkward “I’ll text you tomorrow—no, tonight, to give you details.” and “Oh, I was going to text you.” “Oh ok.” “Ok SEE YOU TOMORROW.”
And I got my first $50 tip followed shortly by my first $40 tip.